Tangerine Garden

dieschwarze-unendlichkeit:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THAT DOG IS THE BEST PART OF THIS APP SO FAR. 

Put antlers on that dog and I will die squealing.

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

Oh, so you like letters? Here’s one:
Dear Bill
You are so sexy that should I ever meet you I will probably AT LEAST pinch your ass and run away. However, given the chance I would very much like to shred all of your clothing and tear it off your body with my teeth. Then I would like to lock you in my bedroom and do so many nasty things to you that if you really are gay, you won’t be after I’m finished with you. So, please kindly stop being so sexy and perfect all of the time as you are making it impossible for any real guy to compare to you. Either that or do a nude modeling shoot or something.
Love
The Anonymous Blogmistress

Was that cute enough for you?

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

This is a sexual picture of the whole band in my opinion. Though Bill looks especially hot wearing his normal shoes and all and Tom wearing a table cloth around his neck. Look at how skinny Bills legs are. I want those legs wrapped around my hips and ass. I’ll put that tablecloth under my ass to keep the bed dry …not that it would help much

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

This is a sexual picture of the whole band in my opinion. Though Bill looks especially hot wearing his normal shoes and all and Tom wearing a table cloth around his neck. Look at how skinny Bills legs are. I want those legs wrapped around my hips and ass. I’ll put that tablecloth under my ass to keep the bed dry …not that it would help much

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

This geisha has AMAZING self control…because I would have ripped his pants off, sucked his dick and had him cum in my face before this picture could have even been taken. But then her and I would have had something in common…our faces would both be covered in white stuff

Your confessions never fail to make me laugh, sometimes insanely. Keep it up!

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

This geisha has AMAZING self control…because I would have ripped his pants off, sucked his dick and had him cum in my face before this picture could have even been taken. But then her and I would have had something in common…our faces would both be covered in white stuff

Your confessions never fail to make me laugh, sometimes insanely. Keep it up!

besessen:

LOL

besessen:

The very first rule of an alien:
Always reblog “it’s my life”.

besessen:

The very first rule of an alien:

Always reblog “it’s my life”.

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

It’s like, he probably does this so often to himself that he doesn’t even realize he’s jerking off the microphone. He must be really sexually frustrated. Oh Bill, I hope this blog helps!! Because I would do every single thing to you that I say I would on here. Like right now I’m gonna say I wanna grab you buy that bullet belt thing, tie you to my bed and show you why I’ve kept my tongue ring for the last 7 years..

dirtykaulitzconfessions:

It’s like, he probably does this so often to himself that he doesn’t even realize he’s jerking off the microphone. He must be really sexually frustrated. Oh Bill, I hope this blog helps!! Because I would do every single thing to you that I say I would on here. Like right now I’m gonna say I wanna grab you buy that bullet belt thing, tie you to my bed and show you why I’ve kept my tongue ring for the last 7 years..

So. I’ve got a few new followers.

Hello, and thank you!!!!! :)

And now, I’ve got a request if anyone can help…

There was a post…a macro(?) a little while ago, shortly after the Tom Kaulitz posted on his blog about their upcoming new App. The macro said something like:

“Unless the Bill and Tom app is a twincest video, I don’t care”

I was sure I reblogged it but if anyone has a link to it, can you please send?  Cookies for you…Thanxxxx

xtraumer:

Can I have one too ? RIGHT NOW ?

tokiopretty:

so tokio hotel lyrics are helping people all over the world and those people doesn’t even know it’s tokio hotel lyrics.

tokiopretty:

so tokio hotel lyrics are helping people all over the world and those people doesn’t even know it’s tokio hotel lyrics.